[Intro/Chorus]
Everyone has a special story to tell here
Tales from the past with our famous puppeteers
Brought to life by Mortimer, he launched our carrers
Time made us more aware and then we were feared
The show must go on, so we sing our joyous songs
Building up our cast, so that we can become strong
Turn on the lights and once we've begun
Mortimer's Handeemen will show everyone

[Verse 1 (Riley Ruckus)]
Testing in the labs, we simply needеd more
That's when Mortimer camе in with surprises in store
Blown away at last with our talents now combined
The art of puppetry quickly fused with brilliant minds

[Verse 1 (Nick Nack)]
Art is a beauty to behold in every way
The color red used to portray, a lavish beautiful bouquet
A marvelous design bringing puppets unto life
Perhaps the greatest art is a host in strife

[Chorus]
Everyone has a special story to tell here
Tales from the past with our famous puppeteers
Brought to life by Mortimer, he launched our carrers
Time made us more aware and then we were feared
The show must go on, so we sing our joyous songs
Building up our cast, so that we can become strong
Turn on the lights and once we've begun
Mortimer's Handeemen will show everyone
[Verse 2 (Daisy Danger)]
Getting all along was the plan that we had set
I love my kids and bake all day with nothing to regret
Riley forces Nick to test on hosts with lots of science
While Nick insists on hanging up his art with defiance

[Verse 2 (Scout)]
Every host that I've achieved had to decease
Why does this always happen to me?
I know I don't belong here, I hope that we'll be done
Maybe this new host is the one

So I'm running, I'm puzzling while needing to survive
If I don't get these puzzles right, I might surely die
Help me out, host, I know you want to live
Even if we argue, I promise I'll forgive

Perhaps we'll sneak past them while they're having tea
Together you and me, the human world we'll see

[Mortimer Handeemen]
Ring mastering so dastardly
Our factory using human batteries
Our mission, one vision
Submission finally coming to fruition
Can you feel the magic flowing in the air?
Dreams sprung to life from threads of despair
Our purpose self-defined from the blood of humankind
We'll hang you on a string while we brainwash your mind

[Chorus]
Everyone has a special story to tell here
Tales from the past with our famous puppeteers
Brought to life by Mortimer, he launched our carrers
Time made us more aware and then we were feared
Join the cast, you'll love, it real fast (I just want to go)
You can be here with us at last
Fulfill our plans, you'll have adoring fans (let me leave)
Be a part of history on how we began

[Outro (Owen Gubberson)]
I knew it was wrong as I said the verse
I gave life as a blessing, they made it a curse (a curse)
Their souls are all black and their plans full of hate
Some how I need to stop them before it's too late