[Verse 1]
The clown with his pants falling down
Or the dance that's a dream of romance
Or the scene where the villain is mean
That's entertainment
The lights on the lady in tights
Or the bride with the guy on her side
Or the ball where she gives them her all
That's entertainment

[Bridge]
The plot can be hot, simply teeming with sex
A gay divorcee who is after her ex
It can be Oedipus Rex
Where a chap kills his father and causes a lot of bother

[Verse 2]
The clerk who is thrown out of work
By the boss who is thrown for the loss
By the skirt who is doing him dirt
The world is a stage, the stage is the world of entertainment

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
The world is a stage, the stage is the world of entertain, entertain, entertainment