[Skit]
Narrator: This Friday performing live at the Civic Center. You heard him on Phat Rabbit wit Timbaland
Ludacris: I be that n***a named Luda AKA L.O.V.A. L.O.V.A
Narrator: You heard him with Jermaine Dupri on Sony PlayStation's John Matten 2000. Now, now, now see him perform live at the Civic Center. For 3 shows only, it's Ludacris. Tickets for the first show are not available because it's sold out
Tickets for the second show are not available, you got it right, sold out. And Tickets for the third and final show have been sold out. So hold up, what the fuck am I doin' this shit for?