(dialing)

(recorded message)

Hello. Thank you for calling distubing the peace
To help expidite your call please listen carefully to the following options:
If your calling to send us in a demo tape, press 1
If your calling regarding a job, press 2
If your calling to borrow money, press 3
If your calling to find the nearest weed spot in your area, press 4
If your out of alcohol on sunday, press 5
If you need a hoe for an evening, press 6
If you woke up with a hangover and a pair of hairy balls on your forehead, press 7
(presses 7)

You've been introduced and victimized to a moral crime called t-baggin
We suggest you promptly hang up the phone
Beat the ass of any white guys you hung out with last night
Then find and destroy all photos before they appear on the internet

Thank you for calling
Good bye