[Intro: Sample & Asher Roth]
('Cause I ain't going out like a sucka, no way)
I'm nice right now man
I-I feel good
If you have a drink, would you please put it in the air?

[Chorus: Asher Roth]
That party last night was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at three, wake up at ten
Go out to eat, then do it again
Man, I love college

[Verse 1: Ludacris]
Even though I didn’t finish
I need my balls tossed like I’m at the line of scrimmage
Blue 52, Set, Hike on you hoes
Eating everything in sight like a dike on you hoes, ha
I’m so high can’t even chew food
I get ‘еm drunk and put these bitches on YouTubе
And now they stay shook
'Cause I took some naked pictures of their ass about to post them on Facebook
So just face it
That party last night was gnarly dude, but man we got wasted
And a fat blunt is all I need
'Cause I don’t even do drugs, just weed (Luda!)
[Chorus: Asher Roth]
That party last night was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it (I wish we taped it)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at three, wake up at ten
Go out to eat, then do it again

[Bridge: Asher Roth]
Man I love college (Hey!)
And I love drinking (Hey!)
I love women (Hey!)
Man I love college (Hey!)

[Verse 2: Asher Roth]
I can't tell you what I learned from school
But, I could tell you a story or two
Um, yeah, of course, I learned some rules
Like don't pass out with your shoes on
And don't leave the house, 'till the booze gone
And don't have sex, if she's too gone
When it comes to condoms, put two on
Then tomorrow night, find a new jawn
Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
Time isn't wasted, when you're getting wasted
Woke up today, and all I could say is
[Chorus: Asher Roth]
That party last night
Was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it (I wish we taped it)
I danced my ass off
And had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at three, wake up at ten
Go out to eat, then do it again

[Bridge: Asher Roth]
Man I love college (Hey!)
And I love drinking (Hey!)
I love women (Hey!)
I love college (Hey!)

[Interlude: Asher Roth]
Now if everybody would please
Put their drink, as high as they can
As high as they can, and repeat after me
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Do something crazy! Do something crazy!
Do something crazy! Do something crazy!
Keg-stand! Keg-stand!
Keg-stand! Keg-stand!
(That party last night)
Man I love college, I love it
(That party last night)
Goodnight everybody
I gotta head back to class for a little bit
[Chorus: Asher Roth]
That party last night
Was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it (You know what's going on)
I danced my ass off
And had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed (You are all invited)
But my good friends is all I need (Bring your friends)
Pass out at three, wake up at ten
Go out to eat, then do it again
Man, I love college

Do I really have to graduate or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?

[Outro: Asher Roth]
But after that
You know what's goin' down
My house and 3 kegs
See you there, you're all invited
Bring your friends, bring your mom
Do I really have to graduate
Or can I just stay here the rest of my life?