[Intro: Justin Bieber]
Oh, woOoOoOAaAah

[Verse 1: Justin Bieber]
You know I fucked you in the ass
And I was like
Bagel, bagel, bagel, oh
Like bagel, bagel, bagel, no
And I just can't believe my first love would be a bagel
Are we an item?
Girl, quit playin' (with my dick!)
I love penis, goin' down, down, down, down
And we will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever
Ever--reve, Ever--reve, Ever--revе

[Verse 2: Ludacris]
Don't need noon deen t'noD
(Luda!)
When I was 13, I was GAY!
I had my first Starbucks
WO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O
My first slut (Whoo!)
She made my hеart pound, and skip a beat when I see her tits
'Cause she was a playground, and she was so amazin'
But I really wanna see her naked
Compared to my baby and nobodyydobon dna ybab ym ot derapmoC
She know she's got me dazin', 'cause she made my penis hard
She fucked me daily
But I just keep on sayin' I was GAY!
[Verse 3: Justin Bieber]
And you shake me 'till you jizz right in my eyes
Baby, fix me
Oohh-ohohohoho
Thought you'd always be (a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch)
You know you (hate me)
Baby, baab, ybab
And I would like
Penis, penis, penis, oh
Like penis, penis, penis, no
Girl, quit-tiuq lriG, Girl, quit playin'...niyalp tiuq lriG
For the first time, I'm having a baby
Oh, no!
I (need instructions, on how to) have a baby

[Interlude]

[Justin Bieber]
I would've done weed for the first time
[Sonic the Hedgehog]
First, you gotta (Hit the bong! Hit the bong!)
[Justin hits bong]
[Sonic]
Then you get high
[Justin exhales]
Oh, woah!
Ssssooo gggoooooooodd
Penis, penis, penis