[Verse 1]
In my dreams I am your father with a dead end job
Watching you throw rocks at seagulls, you little brat
I opened my leg so you can crawl through
I get so happy when I see you swim

[Verse 2]
We got dizzy watching Jeopardy with the hair dryer on
I set up little traps in your room to un-familiarize
The horror glows the horror glows
And everybody spits poison

[Outro]
Can I put a Band-Aid on my mouth to stop it from coming out again?