[Verse 1]
Funeral
Expense commercial
Kids cutting birthday cake
I am the jealous one

[Verse 2]
I remember
That shirt I got a bunch of
Bleach on it
I liked it that way too

[Chorus]
I am an ugly
Brunette
I want to
Have a lonely child

[Outro]
I'll be patient
With you that's the way
The garden grows
And the gardener forgets