[Verse 1]
The natural part in your hair before you comb
Eye socket-into-eye socket, bone-on-bone
Exclusively tentacle porn

[Verse 2]
The sweat on the back mist onto the face
And my trash is on the floor all over the place
I got drunk and read The People’s History
Added a Karl Marx museum to a list of places
I’d want to see

[Verse 3]
Deciding that romance does not exist with you
Was so romantic to me
And this is the problem I decided to have
You cut the split ends off my hair
And threw thеm out in a plastic bag