Kris (Skit)

[Skit: Kristian 'Rizla' Blackman]
Yo XRTIST, it's Kris
I wish you'd pick up the phone the first fucking time man
Anyways, uh I just called to say what the fuck are you doing releasing 2 CD's on 1 album?
I mean come on, it's your first actual album and you're making it a fucking double disc
You don't even sell double digits, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Fucking he-ohh yeah and I heard some shit about you crashing your car as well
Well I mean that was pretty fucking stupid weren't it, what do you drive with your eyes closed?
And I heard some shit about you getting a new gun
Yeah, you gotta chill the fuck out, we're gonna have to sort this shit out, give mе a call man