It is so hard to pee
When someone's watching me
This unknown driving force
That keeps him locked
Inside it starts to burst
Outside pray for the first
Drop to fall outta your pants
Your wiener's blocked

I wanna gain control over my penis
I wanna tell him what to do
I want him to take the girls to mars and venus
I wanna teach him how to poo

A girl's on top of me
She's as cute as can be
Without a single word
I get undressed

My wieners' time has come
Don't disappoint me son
As always he's too quick
I gave my best

I wanna gain control over my penis
I wanna tell him what to do
I want him to take the girls to mars and venus
I wanna teach him how to poo