Schmoyoho, accent on the yo (Shawtay, ay)
Schmoyoho, accent on the yo (Dayum, dayum, dayum!)
Schmoyoho, accent on the yo (Go, chicken, go!)
Schmoyoho, accent on the yo (Woo!)

(Schmoyoho) Songify your favorite videos
(Schmoyoho) Original songs and musicals
(Schmoyoho) Makin' the news tolerable
(Schmoyoho) And other stuff too
Meet the G. Bros!

Andrew: The red beard brother
Peekin' and creepin' in the bathroom brother
Michael: The headgear brother
In a spacesuit shoutin' at you brother
Evan: The details brother
Dated a girl with a bread hand brother
Sarah: The female brother
Could be thеatrical or a deadpan brother

Michael: Thе spectacles brother
Sleepin' in a bed of Oreos brother
Sarah: No-testicles brother
Won't leave the DJ alone brother
Andrew: He's a dancin' brother
In a basement stabbin' Michael brother
Evan: He's a prancin' brother
Sometimes a little bit psycho brother
Schmoyoho, accent on the yo (On the yo!)
Your life is better as a musical (Musicals, woo!)
Schmoyoho, accent on the yo (On that yo!)
A word that everybody on this Earth should know (Should know!)
Should know (Should know!)
If you know, you're a schmo (I'm a schmo, you're a schmo!)

And everyone asks us what it means
It's just a reflection of your dreams
It shifts and changes with the wind
Bends space and time to its every whim

Go, chicken, go!
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Just do it! Like 1999
I go hard, bi-winning
All the way across the sky
Get that cash money for one night

Oh, DJ play my song now (No!)
I was going to the Tosche, Tosche Station
Boom! Grab that Jedi, pow!
Dayum, dayum, dayum!
The acoustics in the bathroom are so grand
Dayum, dayum, dayum!
The acoustics in the bathroom are so grand
I'm backin' up, backin' up, bourbon whiskey
Backin' up, backin' up, penguin on me
You shall build a turtle fence
I'm sorry I rumpled your duvet, but I had to work on that bootay
One day I hope I'll find, someone who doesn't mind
Bein' embarrassed by me, all of the time
Buy a shotgun - Nah! Not today
On very thin ice
That's a double rainbow all the way (all the way, woo!)

Before you have to up and go (Up and go!)
Go watch the videos from this video (Some videos!)
And you can get the tracks too (True!)
If that's somethin' that you'd like to do (Woo!)

And make sure to touch that bell before you go
So you don't miss a single video
'Cause if that happened, you'd be sad
And we want you to be forever glad

Have a great day
And a great life
Hey-hey, oh, oooh
We want you to have
The maximum amount of happiness
For the maximum amount of time
Oh, yeah!