[Intro]
Computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer

[Verse 1]
I sit here each and every day
I really want to go out to play
I play in the stands, from the attic to the cellar
My only friend is an automatic teller
I solve the problems of the world
But I can't even find a decent girl

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a horny computer
I'm a horny computer
'Cause I'm a horny computer
I'm a horny computer

[Verse 2]
I help the airlines, plan your trips
But all they feed me are microchips
I control inner and outer space
I even control the human race
I keep the country safe and free
But my body never thinks too freely
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a horny computer (Ahh)
Yes, I'm a horny computer (Ahh)
'Cause I'm a horny computer (Ahh)
Yes, I'm a horny computer (Ahh)

[Verse 3]
Sexy, sexy, and ready to show me
That all the systems are ready to go
I desire a woman to insert
Some input to my output that's been overworked
Lonely and sad, and it's really a shame
I better get a freak before I go insane

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a horny computer (Ahh)
Yes, I'm a horny computer (Ahh)
'Cause I'm a horny computer (Ahh)
Yes, I'm a horny computer (Ahh)

[Scatting]

[Refrain]
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer
(Horny) computer
[Verse 4]
Find me a freak to release me from this cage
I want a girl before I bust into a rage
Young sexy thing with the juice to set me free
To turn me loose and release my energy
Must satisfy my one and only wish
I desire a girl with an electric kiss
To step inside my memory bank
And for this gift, it's you I'll thank

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a horny computer (Ahh, ahh)
Yes, I'm a horny computer (Ahh, ahh)
'Cause I'm a horny computer (Ahh, ahh)
Yes, I'm a horny computer (Ahh, ahh)

[Bridge]
Does not compute

[Outro]
Does that compute?
(Uh, uh, uhh)