[Verse 1]
Got a friend out in Los Angeles
Smoke breaks out in the car
I used to think that I could live there and be the next big fucking star
But when I smoke, I don't get paranoid
I go Full Metal Jacket
When I die, I know I won't freak out until I'm in the casket

[Chorus]
I want my baby teeth back
Stare in the mirror, do my best Late Night Show wisecrack
I wanna know what it's like
Pull out my front one on my own time

[Verse 2]
Can I tell you a secret?
Don’t know what the hell I’m thinkin'
All of my tight-lipped opinions happened while I was asleep
And when you ask me to defuse the bomb
I’ll tell you I deployed it
It’s so hard to keep a family, I guess I’ll just destroy it

[Chorus]
I want my baby teeth back
Stare in the mirror, do my best Late Night Show wisecrack
I wanna know what it's like
Pull out my front one on my own time
[Bridge]
And come to find I’m the one cog in the machine that won’t grind
But if the machine is fine
Can’t help but take it as some kind of sign
I want my baby teeth back
I want my baby teeth back

[Chorus]
I want my baby teeth back
Stare in the mirror, do my best Late Night Show wisecrack
I wanna know what it's like
Pull out my front one on my own time

[Outro]
When I die, I know I won't freak out
When I die, I know I won't freak out
When I die, I know I won't freak out
When I die, I know I won't freak out
When I die, I know I won't freak out
When I die, I won’t freak out