Serj Tankian
Chic ‘N’ Stu
[Intro: Daron Malakian]
Ballgame's in the refrigerator
Door is closed
Lights are out
Butter's gettin' hard!

[Verse: Serj Tankian & Daron Malakian]
What a splendid pie, pizza-pizza pie
Every minute and every second, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
What a splendid pie, pizza-pizza pie
Every minute and every second, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives

[Chorus: Serj Tankian & Daron Malakian]
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Therapy, therapy, advertising causes

[Verse: Serj Tankian & Daron Malakian]
What a splendid pie, pizza-pizza pie
Every minute and every second, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
What a splendid pie, pizza-pizza pie
Every minute and every second, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives
[Chorus: Serj Tankian & Daron Malakian]
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Therapy, therapy, advertising causes

[Bridge: Serj Tankian & Daron Malakian]
Well, advertising's got you on the run
Need therapy, therapy advertising causes
Well, advertising's got you on the run
Need therapy, therapy advertising causes
Well, advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run!

[Verse: Serj Tankian & Daron Malakian]
What a splendid pie, pizza-pizza pie
Every minute and every second, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
What a splendid pie, pizza-pizza pie
Every minute and every second, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives
[Chorus: Serj Tankian & Daron Malakian]
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes
Need therapy, therapy, advertising causes need