[Verse 1]
Buzzing from watching others' dramatic lives
As the TV slyly stares at me
Body piercings, like those of
Ancient Egyptian kinky slave prisoners fly at me

[Verse 2]
Placing a thorn upon her head
Slashing her wrist, rolling around on her cavity
Being chased by little kids
Playing miniature toy accordions, her destiny

[Chorus]
I abhor the whore who calls herself reality
Reality TV
I abhor the whore who calls herself reality
Reality TV

[Verse 3]
Fundamentally mental
Deprived of meaning, Hedonistic theatrical entropy
The gaining of lost confidence
From the failures of others cheering: "No, that can't be me"

[Chorus]
I abhor the whore who calls herself reality
Reality TV
I abhor the whore who calls herself reality
Reality TV
[Bridge]
A genetically mysterious horde of specimens
Sharing their empty lives with me
Grammatically inept common denominators
Destroying all of life's mystery

[Refrain]
Body piercings, those of
The ancient kinky Egyptian slave prisoners fly at me
Nipples, tongues, testicles, cheeks
Nipples, tongues, testicles, cheeks
The sexually oblique ritual was just called glee
Body piercings, those of
The ancient kinky Egyptian slave prisoners fly at me
Nipples, tongues, testicles, cheeks
Nipples, tongues, testicles, cheeks
The sexually oblique ritual was just called glee

[Pre-Chorus]
Buzzing from watching others' dramatic lives
As the TV slyly stares at me

[Chorus]
I abhor the whore who calls herself reality
Reality TV
I abhor the whore who calls herself reality
Reality TV
[Outro]
I abhor the whore who calls herself reality
I abhor the whore who calls herself reality