Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frighting
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky fighting men from the funky side of town
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frighting
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Jackie Chan on a mission from Hong Kong
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
He took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand new trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frighting
But they did it with expert timing