[Verse 1]
I've got the prettiest eyes I've ever seen
Oh oh oh, they drive me wild
And that cute little smile of mine
Whoa whoa whoa oh, that I've had since I was a child

[Pre-Chorus]
Sometimes I sit at home waitin' for me to call on the telephone
Just so that I can hear my soothing voice

[Chorus]
And then I'll gaze in the mirror
And whisper sweet nothings in my ear
And kiss my picture on the shelf
I'm not in love with you, no
I'm in love with myself
I'm in love with myself

[Verse 2]
I've got to bе the sweetest guy I've еver met
Oh oh oh baby, I'm the best
And if you think my face is nice
Whoa whoa honey, you ought to see my chest

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm the man of my dreams and I I'm better-looking than it seems
I think I'll take myself out for some Chinese food
[Chorus]
And then I'll gaze in the mirror
And whisper sweet nothings in my ear
And kiss my picture on the shelf
I'm not in love with you, no
I'm in love with myself
I'm in love with myself