I bought a pineapple lamp for you
In the store when I thought of you
I thought you'd like it, that's why I buyed it
If you don't like it, then why'd I buy it?

In a tropical light
I think you'd look alright

Saw a nutria at the zoo
Viewed a nutria at the zoo
Why does rat get special climate?
Why does rat get special diet?

I should go live at the zoo
That's a thing I'd like to do

Or I could dance with you all night
Mornin' I finally realize I might
Be a lonely lamp without a shade
Rat stuck in a cage. Child who misbehaves
Oh no

No, no, no, no, no. [x4]