[Verse 1]
Yeah I wanna get drunk
Fuck another eyesore
Take her with my clothes on
Same as with the last one
Cause that's how we have fun
Yeah I wanna get drunk

[Chorus]
I'm not a scholar
Not a robber
Not a hot and bothered
Mastermind

I'm not the one to get it done
If time should come to save our humankind
Should've been a cowboy
But I'm just a barfly
Should've been a cowboy

[Verse 2]
Drink until the next night
Fuck another eyesore
Whistle for a bar fight
I'm not getting older
But I think that sometimes

[Verse 3]
Should've been a spacеman
Floating in a tin-can
Drinkin' up the black skies
Wait for the invasion
Gеt 'em with my ray gun
Should've been a spaceman

[Chorus]
I'm not a scholar
Not a robber
Not a hot and bothered
Mastermind
I'm not the one to get it done
If time should come to save our humankind
Should've been a cowboy
But I'm just a barfly
Should've been a cowboy