[Verse 1]
She done run off and took our only chicken
When I broke jail, the house was burnt and bare
The Japs move the plant back to Osaki
Some days life just don't seem that fair, I don't even care
I'm telling you I just don't give a damn

[Verse 2]
I gave all my best years to that woman
All she gave me was mouths to feed
Miracles straight from the loins of Jesus
Since Charlie blew off both my testes
1969 Cam Ranh Bay, it was a massacre

[Verse 3]
My oldest son was born an Albino
My youngest uh, is covered in hair
The middle one says he's a "homosexual"
Thе other seven havе gone, I don't know where and I don't care
I just don't care

[Verse 4]
Get your Yankee ass off my property
Don't care if the bank gave you a deed
This farm's been Cuyler land for generations
Since we beat back them snakey Japanese
In the war of 1812, bring our boys home
[Verse 5]
Somehow I got spinal meningitis
Injecting all that hairspray in my spine
Its a super cheap way to party
If you aim to kill some brain cells and some time
Good luck trying to get that child support check from me now (Won't be able to)

[Verse 6]
My dreams are all dead and buried
Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode
When God comes and calls me to His kingdom
I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go
Let 'er blow