MATH RAP
The (troll) rap
My boy Pythagoras hits me
With that information
Likes to smack my dad
With that triangle formation
Enjoys giving the A+
To the squinty-eyed asian
Telling everybody
There’s a new sensation
It’s triangles
Fire (Fire Fire)
Lit bois
Litty
Lit
Lit
Fire
Finding the area in my head
Pi is my favorite food
3.14 is my homie
Every time i hear the word math, I don't groanie (eh)
Area is pir^2
What
Area is pir^2
Say it
Area is pir^2
What
Area is pir^2
I like to math with my paper
With Mr. Pythagoras
Doing math like a baker
Calculating dat volume
WORD (drop mic)
The C.R.O.A.T
My boy Pythagoras gets mе
With that information
Likes to fill my brain
With that triangle formation
Likes to givе the A+
To the awesome people, us
Telling everybody
Don’t do homework on the bus
1/2b*h (that's right)
1/2b*h (that's right)
Isosceles,scalene,equilateral,right
Find the base then multiply by the height
Divide by 2 if you wanna get it right
The area is close in sight
Just don’t forget to put unit^2 or it’ll come back to bite
Don’t forget what you’ve learned
It’s a not big deal, so don’t be concerned
If you don’t finish math in class it is no worry
Just don’t finish it in a rush eating tha curry
Don’t stay up playing fortnite
Acute,obtuse,right
Don’t mix them up and get a kite
Do your math on your paper
Like a baker
Don’t do your math like an amateur
Doing math in the car
Good math is essential to life
Maybe one day you’ll get a wife (Xue)
A^2+B^2=C^2
C is the hypotenuse
If you get that wrong there is no excuse
3,4,5
That's the first triple
5,12,13
That is the second scene
7,24,25
The third triple is now alive
Homework isn’t dire
It’s really fire
If you say it’s hard, you’re a liar
S1+(S)2+(S)3 is the perimeter
180 degrees is the angle limiter
If you study triangles all day you’ll get eager
To be a math teacher
Then you can be the leader
Of the next year class of Veeder
(drop the math book)
-END
My boy Pythagoras hits me
With that information
Likes to smack my dad
With that triangle formation
Enjoys giving the A+
To the squinty-eyed asian
Telling everybody
There’s a new sensation
It’s triangles
Fire (Fire Fire)
Lit bois
Litty
Lit
Lit
Fire
Finding the area in my head
Pi is my favorite food
3.14 is my homie
Every time i hear the word math, I don't groanie (eh)
Area is pir^2
What
Area is pir^2
Say it
Area is pir^2
What
Area is pir^2
I like to math with my paper
With Mr. Pythagoras
Doing math like a baker
Calculating dat volume
WORD (drop mic)
The C.R.O.A.T
My boy Pythagoras gets mе
With that information
Likes to fill my brain
With that triangle formation
Likes to givе the A+
To the awesome people, us
Telling everybody
Don’t do homework on the bus
1/2b*h (that's right)
1/2b*h (that's right)
Isosceles,scalene,equilateral,right
Find the base then multiply by the height
Divide by 2 if you wanna get it right
The area is close in sight
Just don’t forget to put unit^2 or it’ll come back to bite
Don’t forget what you’ve learned
It’s a not big deal, so don’t be concerned
If you don’t finish math in class it is no worry
Just don’t finish it in a rush eating tha curry
Don’t stay up playing fortnite
Acute,obtuse,right
Don’t mix them up and get a kite
Do your math on your paper
Like a baker
Don’t do your math like an amateur
Doing math in the car
Good math is essential to life
Maybe one day you’ll get a wife (Xue)
A^2+B^2=C^2
C is the hypotenuse
If you get that wrong there is no excuse
3,4,5
That's the first triple
5,12,13
That is the second scene
7,24,25
The third triple is now alive
Homework isn’t dire
It’s really fire
If you say it’s hard, you’re a liar
S1+(S)2+(S)3 is the perimeter
180 degrees is the angle limiter
If you study triangles all day you’ll get eager
To be a math teacher
Then you can be the leader
Of the next year class of Veeder
(drop the math book)
-END