[Verse 1]
You think I'm beautiful
But you're delusional
Already got my own beer, thanks
Not to seem rude at all
Asking me to jam
Kinda makes you look like a tool
Little do you know
I'm underage and I'm still at school

[Verse 2]
I don't go out enough
And my Insta bio's way too plain
It's an emoji of a rat
'Cause I don't promote bikinis for the pay
Should I put a funny Simpsons quote
My love for yoga, or my age?
Or the fact that I'm single, Buddhist
And vegan on weekdays

[Chorus]
I don't know
I don't know

[Verse 3]
I can't ride a wave for shit
So I guess I'm not a member
Of all the sick chicks that wake at 5:00am
For those double over-headers
I think sitting alone at home
On my own computer's better
Watching anime, or was it hentai?
Fuck, I can't remember
[Verse 4]
And yeah, I'm the bad guy
For breakin' all the big boy's hearts
I'm every mother's nightmare
Religiously inhaling beer and darts
So don't get bitter, kid
'Cause you know that it was never meant to last
I'm a single stay-at-home mum
Waiting around on her arse

[Chorus]
I don't know
I don't know

[Bridge]
Now I'm on struggle street
I'm camping in my own backyard
My mum's freakin' out
Livin' with the 'rents is gettin' kinda hard
So I'm scriptin' this shit
While I wait for Libby's pink car
Hopin' my shitty circumstance with witty words
Can give you all a laugh

[Chorus]
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know