[Verse 1]
Get up, move yourself out of the bed
You're too late to hear what mummy said
You're sleeping off another three-day bender
Trying not to sound so fucking pretentious

[Chorus]
Yeah
You love ciggies
Chicks and footy
Victoria Bitter
And your dad's opinion for dinner

[Verse 2]
Ten stubbies down, you roll into the footy club
Your mates are proud supporters of Donald Trump
Have a slap before your misso gets shitty
Buy the boys a round and get stuck on your snitty

[Chorus]
Yeah
You love ciggies
Chicks and footy
Victoria Bitter
And your dad's opinion for dinner
[Bridge]
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

[Chorus]
Yeah
You love ciggies
Chicks and footy
Victoria Bitter
And your dad's opinion for dinner