[Verse 1]
I'm drivin' in my new car to my new house
It's a Toyota, my dad, he helped me out
It reminds me of the first one my mum bought
It's big and it's white, the soccer mum sort
The previous shared space was in The Shire
A mighty average place to retire
Now we're on a farmhouse of marble floors
I needed to get out, I needed it because

[Chorus]
No dodgy neighbours or tax evaders
Dodgy neighbours or tax evaders
Dodgy neighbours or tax evaders
Dodgy neighbours or tax evaders

[Verse 2]
There's a few of us livin' in this insane place
The bathroom's big enough for a moderate rave
On the piss, watchin' telly after work
Even the skies out here are so cheap it hurts

[Chorus]
No dodgy neighbours or tax evaders
Dodgy neighbours or tax evaders
Dodgy neighbours or tax evaders
Dodgy neighbours or tax evaders
[Bridge]
Aren't we all?
Dodgy neighbours (And tax evaders)
Dodgy neighbours (And tax evaders)
Dodgy neighbours (And tax evaders)
Dodgy neighbours

[Chorus]
No dodgy neighbours or tax evaders
Dodgy neighbours or tax evaders
Dodgy neighbours or tax evaders
Dodgy neighbours or tax evaders

[Outro]
Minding my own business, tryin' to pay rent
I'll probably end up living in the suburbs again