[Verse 1]
I'm young, you're all old
Never do what I'm told
I'm trying to be a part
Of this world, a head start
It's hard, I'm lonely
Or maybe, I'm toey
I'm done, I'm tired
Give us a beer, just got fired

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, my life's pretty shit, but I don't mind being alone
It makes it easy when I never have a phone
And I've got needs and wants similar to your own
But I know

[Chorus]
That I'm just too much trouble
Trouble
Trouble
Trouble

[Verse 2]
I'm gross, bacterial
Not wife material
Don't want romantic dates
Just a root, a best mate
A dirty truck, a comfy swag
A big dog, some trackie-dacks
Pretty busy, so I'm not fussed
Don't need love, just something that's enough
[Pre-Chorus]
Well, maybe it's because I give it up too soon
I don't like waiting, can't do chasing, yeah, that's true
You only date supermodels, so we'll stay friends
That's fine, they're cool, I'll just never be one of them

[Chorus]
I'm too much trouble
Trouble
Trouble
Trouble

[Verse 3]
I try, remind myself
That it's good for mental health
To not care, to think I'm hot
But I can't have sex unless the lights are off
So I play to heaps of crowds
But I'm anxious, I'm a coward
Forgot to shave, now I got stubble
'Cause smooth legs are too much trouble