[Chorus]
You're an overgrown umbilical cord
I'm a leaking mobile liquor store
I could never be what you wanted me for
I could never be what you want
You're an overgrown umbilical cord
I'm a leaking mobile liquor store
I could never be what you wanted me for
I could never be what you want

[Verse 1]
I'm constantly away on tour
And you just hate being ignored
I'm sitting, listening to orchestral scores
You're making bank and practicing law

[Chorus]
You're an overgrown umbilical cord
I'm a leaking mobile liquor store
I could never be what you wanted mе for
I could never be what you want
You'rе an overgrown umbilical cord
I'm a leaking mobile liquor store
I could never be what you wanted me for
I could never be what you want
[Verse 2]
I mostly lie around on the floor
I guarantee you'd get so bored
With my growing list of shitty flaws
But that worldly oyster is all yours

[Chorus]
You're an overgrown umbilical cord
I'm a leaking mobile liquor store
I could never be what you wanted me for
I could never be what you want
You're an overgrown umbilical cord
I'm a leaking mobile liquor store
I could never be what you wanted me for
I could never be what you want