[HANRATTY]
Yeah, don't you love the yuletide fun?
There's joy and cheer for everyone
I wait for Santa with a gun
Yes, Christmas is my favorite time of year

[FRANK, JR.]
Some sugar plums I haven't kissed
But mistletoe I must resist
‘Cause I'm on St. Carl's most wanted list

[HANRATTY & FRANK, JR.]
Yes, Christmas is my favorite time of year

[HANRATTY, FRANK, JR., FRANK, SR. & PAULA]
And there's a home where you can't go
And there's a life that's full of love
You used to know

[HANRATTY]
For me, it's true

[FRANK, SR.]
But kid, not you

[PAULA]
‘Cause your family's here
[FRANK, SR. & PAULA]
Yeah, they're still yours to hold

[FRANK, SR., PAULA, & HANRATTY]
If you come in from the cold

[HANRATTY]
So if tomorrow, Santa's flown
The tree is down and you're alone
I'm always here right by the phone

[FRANK, JR. & HANRATTY]
Yes, Christmas is my favorite time of year

[HANRATTY (spoken)]
Wait a minute, wait a minute… You didn't call me to apologize, did you? You've got no one else to talk to

[FRANK, JR. (spoken)]
Look out the window

[HANRATTY (spoken)]
Why?

[FRANK, JR. (spoken)]
Just do it
[FRANK, JR.]
I'll call you soon but who knows when?

[HANRATTY]
And Frank, I hope we'll meet again
Like when you're serving eight to ten

[FRANK, JR. & HANRATTY]
Yes, Christmas is my favorite time of year

[HANRATTY (spoken)]
He's a kid?
He's a kid!