[CHARLIE, spoken]
Please, Grandpa Joe! Please?
You know what sort of story I want

[GRANDPA JOE, spoken]
Oh, alright, Charlie
But- shh... We mustn't wake up your other grandparents!

(sung)
I'm an old, old man
With a tongue that can
Tell a different tale for every year
But when I ask this boy
To say which story he'd enjoy

[GRANDPA JOE / CHARLIE]
"Willy Wonka!"

[GRANDPA JOE]
Is all I ever hear

I have fought world wars
Cycled ten grand tours
From the shores of Wales to Tripoli
But when I ask this tot
To choose one story from the lot
[GRANDPA JOE / CHARLIE]
"Willy Wonka!"

[GRANDPA JOE]
Is what it's bound to be
Cause Charlie Bucket's an awful lot like me

Charlie, you and I
We make something out of nothing
Me and you, Charlie
We see things that aren't there
Charlie, you and I
Wonder how but never why
It's me and you, Charlie
Charlie, you and I