[Intro: Megan Thee Stallion & Jimmy Fallon]
Ladies, listen up
We had our Hot Girl Summer and woo, did we kill it
But now it's getting a little chilly outside
A little chilly, burrr
Well, I'm here to tell you that the weather may be getting cooler
But we're just heating up
Megan Thee Stallion, J-Fal (What up?)
Drop the beat

[Verse 1: Jimmy Fallon & Megan Thee Stallion]
Staring outside, all the leaves are changing
Feeling kinda cold, can't stop complaining
Days getting shorter with that setting sun
Guess Hot Girl Summer is really done
Then my phone rings and I look to see
It says "Megan Thee Stallion" on the caller ID
She says...
Jimmy, you're not making any sense at all
After Hot Girl Summer comes...
No... you're not saying...

[Chorus: Megan Thee Stallion with Jimmy Fallon]
Hot Girl Fall, bitch, yeah, it's finally here
It's the season to get cozy with a pumpkin-ass beer
Grab a cable-knit scarf and your chunkiest sweater
'Cause the summer was dope, but the fall's even better
[Interlude: Jimmy Fallon & Megan Thee Stallion]
So wait, Megan? Can I do Hot Girl Fall too?
Umm, of course, Hot Girl Fall is for everyone
If I do Hot Girl Fall, is it called Hot Guy Fall?
No
Okay, that's cool

[Verse 2: Megan Thee Stallion, Jimmy Fallon, Megan Thee Stallion & Jimmy Fallon]
Hot Girl Fall is a state of mind
It's a jack-o-lantern filled to the brim with wine
It's sending sexy pics of your turkey breasts
It's you and your dog getting matching vests
Getting lit as hell on a hayride
Spending all my cash baking mad pies
Roll my turtleneck to my hairline
That's a Hot Girl Fall, it's a real time
Gonna go to Staples, gonna stock up
No he don't go to school, but who gives a f***?
Got a two-inch binder, a twelve-month planner
A three-hole puncher and a handheld scanner
Make it rain in the club with your stacks of dough
I got a hole puncher, girl, I make it snow

[Chorus: Megan Thee Stallion with Jimmy Fallon]
Hot Girl Fall, bitch, yeah we having some fun
And you know for Halloween, my costume will be a pun
Said nothing makes me hotter than some temperate weather
'Cause the summer was dope, but the fall's even better
[Interlude: Megan Thee Stallion]
Yeah, Black Thought on the track

[Verse 3]
Let's do this
The fall's the best season, there is just one reason
I wear the same thing from New York to Ibiza
I can be myself when I reach for the shelf
Basically, I wear one pattern and nothing else
Plaid shirt, plaid belt
Plaid pants and a plaid kilt
Gingham, tartan, tattersall
Houndstooth plaid, I own them all
Madras, glen plaid, windowpane
I've got plaid inside my veins

[Interlude: Jimmy Fallon, Megan Thee Stallion]
Wow, that was intense
No, you do you, Tarik, that's a plaid king right there
Catch me at J Crew, how 'bout that?

[Chorus: Megan Thee Stallion & Jimmy Fallon]
Hot Girl Fall, bitch
It's a Hot Girl Fall
Hot Girl Fall, bitch
It's a Hot Girl Fall
[Outro: Megan Thee Stallion & Jimmy Fallon]
Summer was just the preview
You heard it here first
MTS, J-Fal, yeah, Hot Girl Fall
And get your flu shots, motherf****r