​The D.O.C.
Housewife
[Chorus: Kurupt]
Now this, this is one of them occasions
Where the homies not doin' it right
I mean he found him a ho that he like
But you can't make a ho a housewife
And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end
A b*t*h is a b*t*h, but a Dogg is a man's best friend
So what? You found you a ho that you like
But you can't make a ho a housewife (Wife)

[Verse 1: Dr. Dre]
I mostly sold d**k while I packed a gold clip
Worked my money-maker, she got paper, she 'bout to trip
(Where the f**k is my money?) I cannot G guilty
You pimpin' strong, but comin' home to sheets that be filthy
She on the dillzy, I take advantage
All up in them panties, I got this b*t*h speakin' Spanish
I'm mannish, get yo' nails out my back
Sl*t, I'm 'bout to nut and get up, go scrub yo' cat (Get the f**k out of here)
Learn the player rules, this is how a player do
Might not be a freak, but she got on the choosin' shoes
Dollar signs are folded, I can't control it
Tryin' to leave her, beeper just exploded
She sweatin' me, won't let me, broad turned fraud
Now she on this d**k, huh, got her turnin' tricks, huh
Man, it's a trip, I don't trip, I'm in yo' Lexus flexin'
I left her up in Dallas, Texas, a** naked

[Chorus]
Now this, this is one of them occasions
Where the homies not doin' it right
I mean he found him a ho that he like
But you can't make a ho a housewife
And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end
A b*t*h is a b*t*h, but a Dogg is a man's best friend
So what? You found you a ho that you like
But you can't make a ho a housewife (Wife)

[Verse 2: Hittman]
Naw, "ho" ain't short for honey, almost had to wail her like Bunny
Tellin' tales of bein' pregnant, catchin' Nordstrom sales with abortion money
I spotted her, seen her with my n***a when I shot at her
Now we got beef, he caught up in the ho's erotica
Exotic, she's psychotic, rockin' his Nautica
Soon he'll need antibiotics (Sucka b*t*h)
Name a sexual disease, she got it like Sam Goody
You be like, "Damn, how could she hit me off with chlamydia?"
Fool, I pity ya
We live in the city of ballers
With more bounce and in a Zapp, she will doo wa ditty ya
The prettier the grittier, the wittier can get her
To the Hotel, Niko, on some Sauve sh*t like Rico
That's when I caught a Vision like Coleco
A high-post ho, a perfect way for me to keep dough
Huh, have her sellin' a** on Bronson Ave and Pico
[Verse 3: Kurupt]
At the hotel, motel, or the Holiday Inn (Say what, n***a?)
I said if that b*t*h keep f**kin' up (Beotch) then we'll f**k her friends
I said I dip, dive, what can I say?
N***as need to stop f**kin' with O.J
Some n***as bang Blood, some n***as bang Crip
And b*t*hes ain't sh*t but hoes and tricks
I had a dream of hoes, I had to screen my hoes
I seen my hoes in all kinds of clothes
Lil' Almond Joy, I truly enjoy
If you blew my balls right through my drawers
Come back to the mansion, chill at the spot
From the way she was blowin', I know she does it a lot
I have a eight-and-a-half, nine-and-three-quarters
The ho started callin' when I started boss ballin'
Gimme some head, gimme some a** (Uh-huh)
Gimme some cash, pa** it to Daz
Pa** it to Snoop, or pa** it to Nate
See hoes eat d**k like eggs and steak
It ain't sh*t new, I thought you knew (What?)
I knew you would, you wish you could
Break a G down, break me down
But I'ma see you on the rebound (What what?), D.P. style

[Chorus]
Now this, this is one of them occasions
Where the homies not doin' it right
I mean he found him a ho that he like
But you can't make a ho a housewife
And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end
A b*t*h is a b*t*h, but a Dogg is a man's best friend
So what? You found you a ho that you like
But you can't make a ho a housewife (Wife)
[Outro]
Half-dead
Lil' Half-dead the one who jumped out to see ol' Snoop Dogg on lookout boys
He's going to be more than half dead if he don't fill my motherf**king drink up
I'll fill your motherf**king mouth up
Hahahahaha
I don't think so