​The D.O.C.
Ain’t Nothing Like Pimpin’
Ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll
Mother f**king sh*t god damn a**hole
Ain't nuthin like pimpin just don't quit
Mother f**k you damn sh*thead b*t*h

My diamonds and the Lex say it's time to flow
Wonder how I got rich, they say I rhyme too slow, so
I'm from the "O" I go for what I know
And like I told your a** before you can f**k my ho
I ride nuthin but vogues, ain't hittin no switches
Top down in my Caddy just me and my b*t*hes
With a Ziplock bag full of green weed
I roll it all up cuz I'm a fiend in need
Of some dank smoke all up in my chest
Dangerous Crew got the bomb, we don't smoke that stress
Cuz we getting funky on album 9
I smoked a few joints b*t*h now I'm fine
Studio's in a cloud
Smelling kind of loud
Nuthin like pimpin
N***a f**k Bill Clinton
Make me the mother f**king president
I'll make the White House a ho house and all the pimps, To just
Set up shops like they do in Vegas
Legalize pimpin for all the playa's
Puttin fine a** b*t*hes on the streets in the hood
Every year a n***a trade for a new Fleetwood
You know I'm rollin, I can't be faking
I come through and all your hoes I'm taking
You know I'm rolling, don't do no simpin
I'm an Oaktown playa ain't nuthin like pimpin
Ain't nuthin like the pimp game you should know
Never love a b*t*h or a ho
You fell in love with her though trying to get in them pants
And the next thing ya know your baby momma's a tramp
Don't get mad now n***a want to shove the b*t*h
Cuz a year ago, you know, you loved the b*t*h
Now your stomach's upset and your feelings are hurt
She gotcha looking like an old banana peel in the dirt
B*t*h, slipped up and hit your a** for a lick
Talking that mother f**king baby sh*t
You'z a punk a** n***a can't you see
Thatz the difference between n***as like you and me
I got b*t*hes, on my mind
It's been like that for a real long time
I know the way them hoes take your cash
They let you f**k and make you pay up fast
Trick n***a, why you wanna be like that
Let them trifling b*t*hes take your fat a** stack
Couldn't tell them hoes nuthin but the punk in you
Cuz they already know what they want from you
Big bank, Ben Franklin, do the b*t*h just fine
She'll be taking all of yours and can't f**k with mine
I'm the M to the A to the C and K
All you playa hating n***as shouldn't be that way

There ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll
Mother f**king sh*t god damn a**hole
Ain't nuthin like pimping just don't quit
Mother f**k you damn sh*t head b*t*h

Lights, camera, action, cut
Hollywood look out the b*t*h is coming up
She took acting cla**es 'bout to be on her way
On a Greyhound bus from home to L.A
She said it wouldn't take long to make it to the top
A few auditions land a job
I was down in L.A., hit the club for a drink
I'm a player a** n***a tell me what do ya think
I walked up to the b*t*h in my clean a** suit
And I told her, I've been watching you
I peeped you out from the bar
You must be a model or a movie star
She said "No, but that's my dream
To see my face on the movie screen"
I tell ya nothing but game came out my mouth
She was talking 'bout agents, I was turning her out
I said "Listen real close to what I'm saying
All you need is me; you don't need no agent"
I'm a pimp a** n***a and the game don't stop
"All you gotta do is f**k a few big shots
Cause if you can't do that, they're going to hold ya back"
She was sucking up the game, down to do all that
She said "Short baby, I ain't no simp"
But the n***a in the suit ain't nuthin but a pimp
And all them white guys you had sex with
They weren't big shots, they were nothing but tricks
She came to me and said it just won't last
I looked, and I laughed, and I kicked her a**
Cuz all she wanted was the fame
But you can't get sh*t when you don't have game
Guerilla pimpin just let it roll
Mother f**king sh*t god damn a**hole
Guerilla pimps just don't quit
I say mother f**k you damn sh*thead b*t*h

*MC Breed*

Ain't nuthin like pimpin now you know
I want a b*t*h thats an everyday ho
Just a Beyotch

There ain't nuthin like pimpin now you know
I want a b*t*h thats a top notch ho
Just a Beyotch

(Too Short) Mother f**k you damn sh*thead b*t*h

Ain't nuthin like pimpin now you know
I want a b*t*h thats an everyday ho
Just a Beyotch

(Too Short) Mother f**king sh*t god damn a**hole

There ain't nuthin like pimping now you know
I want a b*t*h thats an everyday ho
Just a Beyotch
(Too Short) Say mother f**k you damn sh*thead beyatch!!

Mmm Mmm Mmmmmm

(Too Short) Mother f**king sh*t god damn a**hole

Nuthin but a pimp

(Too Short) Mother f**k you damn sh*thead b*t*h

Short Dogg ain't nuthin but a pimp

(Too Short) Mother f**king sh*t god damn a**hole
(Too Short) Cuss words. Mother f**k you damn sh*thead beyotch!

Nuthin like pimpin now you know
Ain't nuthin like pimpin so now you know

(Too Short) Beyotch!!

There ain't nothing like pimpin now you know

(Too Short) Ain't nuthin like pimping damn sh*thead b*t*h

Ain't nuthin like pimpin so now you know

(Too Short) There ain't nothing like pimping god damn a**hole

Ah

(Too Short) That's it n***a, there is no more. Life is...

*Unknown Voice*

Thatz deep. Yeah. That right. There ain't nothing like a b*t*h
Ain't nothing like a mother f**king, B*T*H!
You, nasty, once a month bleeding mother f**king nasty a** mother f**k it
(Takes a deep breath)
B*T*H, I hate your mother f**king a**. You mother f**king Beeeeeeyoooootch!!!
Beyotch!! And your momma too. F**k all yall. Hahahaha