[Skit: Jemele Hill]
Look, basketball is for grown folks, because grown folks know that the best player in NBA history...
Of course you gon' say Jordan
...is Michael Jeffrey Jordan
Oh hell nah, y'all don't know (MJ?) nothing 'bout no basketball
The best player of all time is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?
The man was blind, he was on the court wit' glasses on
Goggles Kareem?
That's how he made the sky hook, he thought it was ten n***as guardin' him, so he went over the top
Y'all out here talkin' 'bout the best, and you ain't even mentionin' Bill Russell
Bill Russell?
The man single-handedly beat The Lakers and racism at the same time
Bill Russell?
He got eleven rings in a time when you know white folks didn't want you to have nuttin'
No!
Talkin' about Michael Jordan
The last two years of his career, Michael Jordan had 749...
It's the sports show with attitude!
You know how hard it is when your bones don't work?
Get off his dick you groupie ass-
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