[Verse 1]
Trying to take the princess back, you quick to fail
Check my skin, I do it on a bigger scale
Wish you had wings like me, I get higher
Cave to the mic booth, boy, I spit fire
Thinkin' she gon' leave with you? You’re not sober
For you it’s over. Man, she ain't trying to date an ogre
You ugly. So if you think she’ll truly be released
You’re mixing up your movies. This isn’t Beauty and the Beast
Uh! It’s no wonder why you’re panicking
Trying to take Giant Steps, stumbling like Flanagan
I hook the track up, then I get my swag on
I’m a dragon. Your flow just drag on
Despite your production company, you seem cursed
So I’ll be shocked if your little DreamWorks
And you going to need a doctor to inspect your health
Chiggity-check yourself before you sh-wreck yourself

[Pre-Chorus]
Looking in my magic mirror
Out upon the desolate wasteland
Cross the bridge and realize my destiny

[Chorus]
One small step for ogres and men
A giant step to try and make you mine
Once they bring you back home to me
You'll be my queen until the end of time (Yo)
Yeah, I'm comin' for you (Yo)
[Verse 2]
Princess need a rich man, and you’ve got mild cash
Rolling with a donkey 'cause your whole style ass
You need some help? Want me to write you a check?
But I won’t cut you anything unless it’s with these spikes on my neck
What’s wrong little homie? Take a breath, you seem stressed
The princess doin' fine in her little green dress
She givin' me her love, she don’t want you to have it
'Cause with your skin tone, it's just too monochromatic
Wait, on second thought, go ahead and be my guest
And let those treacherous steps put your legs to the test
She way up in that tower. If you can get her out, then great
But I can tell by your figure you’re a little out of shape
Her name says it all: If you really want Fiona
I guess you’re just gonna have to pay a fee to her owner
I’m serious with this, I ain't playing no games
Your name ain't Prince Charming so homie stay in your lane

[Pre-Chorus]
Looking in my magic mirror
Out upon the desolate wasteland
Cross the bridge and realize my destiny

[Chorus]
One small step for ogres and men
A giant steps to try and make you mine
Once they bring you back home to me
You'll be my queen until the end of time
Yeah, I'm comin' for you
[Post-Chorus]
Not actually me though
I'm sending an ogre to break you out of
That lonesome castle
I know you can't wait to see my giant
Steps to the castle
Steps to the castle, I'm comin' for you
To make you mine girl
But Shrek is actually gonna do it for me

[Bridge]
Yeah, I'm blowing over giant steps
[censored] that [censored]
I'm a college jazz graduate
And I can't play Coltrane changes
But guess what, here comes the... post-chorus

[Post-Chorus]
I'm comin' for you
Not actually me though
I'm sending an ogre to break you out of
That lonesome castle
I know you can't wait to see my giant
Steps to the castle
Steps to the castle, I'm comin' for you
To make you mine girl
But Shrek is really gonna do it for me
[Outro]
Really gonna do it for me
Really gonna do it for me