I Fucked a Turkey and Got Away with It
sheep shagger
[Verse]
Let me start off, let me spell this quickly
Establish this time that you are the victim
Hold him closer, overprotecting
Gonna pick up bare birds with his nose-ring
So, bitch, let me ask, how are you coping?
Every day, you're always knowing
You'll never get a good dick going
Your man won't leave 'cause you won't let go of him
While on topic, he looks quite wild
Constantly gon' bum-fuck a child
But this diss ain't about your Kyle
Though, I am joking about your taste in guys
So, for now, I'll put those topics aside
And plus, did I mention the goofy eye?
There are a few things I'd like to pry
Like not being nice, telling peeps to die
Chat bare shit with a name like "Morgan"
From a distance, you probably sound awesome
But peeps regret it when you're up before them
Even though they recognise you from PornHub
Also, what's with all this drama?
It seems to be some sort of karma
My bars will illicit trauma
'Cause you've got a nose like a llama
Oh, I send you home
It's like you would never have known
The engorged ego's overgrown
Is that why you keep spamming phones?
And, well, it's odd for a snake
That you're still giving everybody else hate
You're not laughing when I call you, "Bait"
Yet you laughed at someone's assault case?
Look at this filter, I'm so handsome
Yeah, that's you, you're so random
Let me take another selfie, hang on
But your squint is bigger than the Grand fucking Canyon
Let me explain that time is sensitive
That means it's never definite
But you know what will always be relevant?
It's not that rad to mock dead relatives
Plus a birdie told me you lost a mate
But I'm not going to throw that in your face
Unlike you, I'm not a cheapskate
I respect the times where jokes should wait
I'll join your clique for taking the piss
Though, I didn't say where I was aiming it
Looking through the files, your record's shit
Why I racked up the time to write this diss