[Intro]
What are you doing, stepbro?
Ayy, skrrr
I love to nut, brother
Yeah, ayy

[Verse 1]
Wait a minute
This ain't super smash bros
This is anal sex!
Turn the volume down, bih, I main ass
You main tiddies? Lifelong war between ass and tiddies
A-a-ass and tiddies (Why not both, though?)
Pussy guys in the back getting straight aids
Anal guys are technically ass guys, but they don't talk about us
I mean, we don't talk about them
Personality guys are straight lying (Lyin', lyin', lyin')
Black and orange bitch, black and orange bitch
Donald on that BBC, it's black and orange bitch
Black and orange bitch, black and orange bitch
Donald on that BBC, it's black and orange bitch

[Chorus]
Riley Reid in the chat (Ayy)
Blair looking fat, yo Dillon is a snack (Skrr, skrr, skrr)
You can say it's Dillion, but the hits are in the millions (Oh, yeah)
On a vid that says it's Dillon, so feel free to eat my ass
Eat my ass, eat my ass (Dillon Harper)

[Verse 2]
Holy fucking shit
My fucking physics teacher is on PornHub
In the gay midget section
What the actual fuck
I'm losing my shit
My motherfucking physics teacher is in a gay midget porno
Holy fucking shit, yeah
Holy fucking shit, yeah, ayy
Melly on the beat, sweating from this heat
If she got rings on her nips, peh, fuck it, I still beat
If she wants it in the ass, yeah that's right, still beat
If he wants it in the ass, yeah that's right, still beat, bitch

[Chorus]
Riley Reid in the chat
Blair looking fat, yo Dillon is a snack
You can say it's Dillion, but the hits are in the millions
On a vid that says it's Dillon, so feel free to eat my ass, eat my ass, eat my ass
Riley Reid in the chat
Blair looking fat, yo Dillon is a snack (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
You can say it's Dillion, but the hits are in the millions (Ayy)
On a vid that says it's Dillon, so feel free to eat my ass, eat my ass, eat my ass (Woo!)
[Outro]
Eat my ass, eat my ass
Eat my ass, eat my ass, eat my ass, eat my ass (Eat my ass)
Eat my ass, eat my ass (Please, eat my ass)
Eat my, eat my, eat my, eat my, eat my ass (Lick my ass)