[Verse 1 - Brian Wilson, Al Jardine]
I do them when I'm down in the tub
With avocado cream they'll take a rub
They wrinkle like a-raisins if I stay too long
I wouldn't want to do it wrong
They'll put you in the driver's seat
And to the table when you want to eat
But when you go to sit down in your chair
Something else has got to put you there

[Chorus]
Take good care of your feet, Pete
You better watch out what you eat, Pete
Better take care of your life
Because nobody else will

[Verse 2 - Al Jardine, Brian Wilson and Al Jardine]
They'll twinkle when you fall in love
And put you there when you jump up above
When you're on the spot, get them right under you
One, then the other too
If you want to do the right thing for them
Just take a walk in the grass
But don't you catch yourself falling
Or stepping on a piece of glass
(Ouch glass)
Pete knows all the treacherous blows
The fallen arches and the cramp in the toes
He went to H. E. L. P. and got some sandals new
And dusty old saunas too
[Chorus]

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