[Intro]
I know, I know, you're so tired to hear about what I do
About what I smoke, what I drink, what I cook for my husband
All the travels I do, all the shit I got for free
It's just like it's all about me
Me, me, me, all the time
I so understand you, but guess what?
Me and my stupid flow, me and my Myspace
With only 3 tracks a year
And they still talk about me?
Damn, one, two, three

[Verse 1]
Let me bless this beat, I am the one they call Uff
I am the diamond in the rough, I came to fuck shit up
You know Paris is on the map, we got the freshest sound
Your kid is digging all our tracks, the verses please your mom
You might have seen me on the tour with my cowboy boots
Kicking the electronic crowd with my hip hop roots
I get higher and higher each time you're playing my track
This sound is smacking your ass, my voice is touching your heart
So bang your head, you silly bitch, I know you're feeling the heat
The noise is running through your spinal column down to your feet
You've got to let yourself go, Uffie is taking you out
A place you've never seen before, and you might never come back
Here is my flight commander suit, your ears might hurt a bit
But I'll make sure you get a treat when we fly off this beat
It's time to return your seat to the upright position
You will find me available to answer your questions
[Interlude]
That's some damn good crackers you bring here, son
Serious, these are the best crackers I've tasted in a long time
Can you put some cheese on it for me?
Throw something at me when it's ready

[Verse 2]
Yes, I can give it to you, bitch, but can you handle this shit
You wanna taste the sweetest lips, and fly with me on the trip
This little Uff is about to make your sleazy dreams come true
Even the synth get excited when I'm a put it on you
If you are good enough with me I will speak French for you
Baby, je voudrais juste te faire l'amour jusqu'au bout
La vie est bien trop courte: tu devrais en profiter
Je n'ai pas toute la nuit, alors viens m'embrasser
I wanna hear you scream my name as you feel the pressure
Use the button on your left if you need a doctor
Uffie's high up in this bitch, and while she gets stronger
All you stupid faking fools copying our own sound