I wear purple, cuz I waaaaa
You cheat me, I cheat you back
Talent's something that you lack
Cuz I waa.. (But what does a waaa mean)
Play me in a tennis match
I'll take you down, cuz you are trash
Wish we could settle this in Smash
Cuz I always waaaan

I'll fill you with such distain
Mischief is my middle name
I'm here to wreak some havoc
Makes me feel so ecstatic
They always get in my way
But today, I'll make them pay
Cuz I waaaaaa

I'm Waluigi, I just wanna waa
You can't defeat me, cuz I'll always waaaaaaaaan
I waaaannnnnn
You can't beat me, I'm Waluigi

Lookin' for someone tall and lanky?
Swipe me right
If you tell me that I'm cranky
Then I'll start a fight
'Cuz I know what I'm doing
Watch me sleuthin'
Thinkin' bout another way you'll be losin'
No time for confusion, my evil plan is brewin'
Consider your happiness downright ruined
I'll fill you with such distain
Mischief is my middle name
Don't call me second banana
I'll make you cry to your Nanna
They always ruin my day
But today, I'll make them pay
Cuz I waaaaaa

Who's that guy? What's his name?
Hope he doesn't come my way
Who's that guy? Who is he?
It's that loser, Luigi
(He's a knockoff o' me.)
(SHUT UP WAA)

Don't nobody cheat again
I don't care how your day's been
Cross me, and I'll mess you up
I'm not in the mood, SO PLEASE SHUT UP!

I'm Waluigi, I just wanna waa
You can't defeat me, cuz I'll always waaaaaaaaan
I waaaannnnnn
You can't beat me, I'm Waluigi

I'm Waluigi, I just wanna waa
You can't defeat me, cuz I'll always waaaaaaaaan
I waaaannnnnn
You can't beat me, I'm Waluigi