[Chorus]
Egg! Do you like this egg? Eggstaordinary egg?
I don't need to egg you on about this egg!
But do you eggcept this egg?
I've never seen something more eggceptional than this egg

[Verse 1]
I'm having an eggsistential crisis, 'cause I need to know
Why is this egg so amazing? I'm not eggagerating
Boiling with eggcitement, and I don't mean to frighten
But it's all because of the eggsistence of this egg!

[Verse 2]
What a sunny-side up day! Perfect in any way!
However, if you try to poach my egg, I'll poach your soul!
He's not eggspendable - Yes, I'm being intentional
Eggbert is my new best friend - He will be with me 'til the end...

[Bridge]
But sometimes I wonder, "Would he taste good fried?"
Can't get over this easy - Think I just might cry
Scrambling for solutions, but it's no use...
I eggsecrate this feeling! But I know what I must do...

[Outro]
Goodbye Eggbert! I'll think about you everyday
Perfect in every way, and I can't express how much I miss you
Oh, Eggbert, you tasted, oh, so great
But I'll always miss my egg!!!
[Refrain]
Oh, my egg!!! Oh-oh... egg...egg...egg...egg
I'll always miss my egg