[Intro]
Woe is me
Gettin' into trouble on purpose (Purpose)
Was it worth this? (Worth this?)

[Verse 1]
I should win a ribbon or prize
For breakin' into a bank by surprise (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
But on the surface (Surface)
I maybe kinda sorta did a bad thing (Oh-oh)
I guess I'll just make like a tree and leave (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
They can't cage me, ha-ha-ha, how naive
Now I've got the cake out (Oh, oh), time for me to break out (Da-ba-da-bum)

[Chorus]
Failure soon will lead to success (Oh-oh)
Even if it's excessive, escape will be impressive
Pain is a weakness, so I'm doing thе best I can (Oh-oh-oh)
Victory is sweetness, that's why I'm the Stick Man with the pla-an

[Verse 2]
They called the court to order
Third-rate counsel takin' my case (Ooh-ooh-ooh, my case)
My palm to my face (My face, oh-oh)
Tried to break the bank, hiding in a bag
Now I gotta prove that I didn't do that (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Got so lawyered up by an Ace Attorney (Oh-oh)
Made them think that the cop put me in the sack (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
A shame I'm the same old kleptomaniac
[Bridge]
Don't you mind me (Don't you mind me)
I'll take my leave so casually
Used a crowbar (Used a crowbar)
All is clear, I'm nearly free
Gotta run now (Gotta run now)
You boys in blue, you bring me down, down, down
Makin' my way outta town (Yeah)
Dodgin' bullets, you betcha I'ma pull this off
I'm bustin' outta Mesa! (Dum-ba-da-bum)

[Chorus]
Failure (Oh-oh-oh) soon will lead to success
Even if it's excessive, escape will be impressive (Oh-oh)
Pain is a weakness, so I'm doing the best I can (Ba-da-bum)
Victory is sweetness, that's why I'm the Stick Man with the pla-an
Failure soon will lead to success (Yeah)
Even if it's excessive, escape will be impressive (Ah-yeah-yeah-yeah)
Pain is a weakness, so I'm doing the best I can (Best I can)
Victory is sweetness, that's why I'm the Stick Man with the pla-an