[Intro]
Only me on my team, naturrally

[Verse 1]
It's good to be alive!
On our way to our dear Calypso
Wa-walking like a man on stilts, I'm falling over
Just give me a- give me a break

I get sick of love, I get sick of sadness
You won't catch me sleeping in the Nether
But I got no- but I got no kakorrhaphiophobia
Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today (It's date time!)

[Verse 2]
Leave me alone on a monday morning
The little nightmares - gone away...
I'm improvising yeah... Feeling good!
Look at my gun and yo-yo-yo!
Friday, here we go! (co-co-coke!)
Phoenix of the sea, swimmin' in the deep
Follow me to wonderland - Yo-ho-ho!
Look at what you've done- *gasp*

[Verse 3]
Scared of the water, scared of the rain (Ay!)
So you wanna learn how to play like a pro?
Guitar and the drums, and the piano?
Let me freak out- freak out- freak out in a good way
Bring back everything I used to see
(Now, play) How entertaining - Inspector royale!
[Verse 4]
Dropped out of college - Found myself a whole new realm of knowledge
Down the forest foraging for sounds that I can rhyme with orange
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Ho, the mistletoe is hanging over me and-)
Thinkin', thinkin' about you muffin, when I wake up
But I'll never be like you- be like you, be like you... (I'mma be an E-boy!)