[Skit: TheRealSullyG, CG5]
Hey, Charlie!
What's up, Sully?
Some scammer wants to do a video with you. Are you down to do that?
No, I'm not going to do that
Yeah, that's- that's fair... Wanna do one with me instead?
*sigh*, Sure

[Verse 1: TheRealSullyG, with CG5]
So, you wanna be a popular musician? (*sigh*, *sigh*)
But, you just barely fit the definition (*sigh*, *sigh*)
You lie and scheme your way, all the way up to the top (Hey!)
Until three unlikely victims slowed your progress to a stop (Oh!)
Now, we're finally taking you out of commission

[Pre-Drop: TheRealSullyG, with CG5, CG5]
Clear your mind... and open up your eyes
Soon, you'll find... you've always been the fall guy
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!)

[Drop: TheRealSullyG and Finn M-K]
(Hey-hey, hey! Hey-hey, hey!)
(Hey-hey, hey! Hu, ha! Hu, ha!)
(Hey-hey, hey! Hey-hey, hey!)
(Hey-hey, hey!)
[Verse 2: TheRealSullyG, with CG5]
You think you have it worse
Got to scam to make a living (Got to scam to make a living)
You must be in another universe
If you think that we're forgiving (Think that we're forgiving)
Because you may have fooled us once
But you'll never fool us twice
You may think that we're your friends
But now, you'll have to pay the price
Vengeance is back again
Don't you wish that we were kidding?

[Pre-Drop: TheRealSullyG, with CG5]
So unkind to have opened up your eyes
Now, you'll find... you've always been the fall guy

[Skit: The RealSullyG]
There's your collaboration
Now, where's my fiftheen-hundred bucks?