CG5
Only in Ohio
[Intro]
Yo, this is how people sing in Ohio
Check it out

[Chorus]
Only in Ohio, oh-oh (Oh)
Only in Ohio, oh (Hee-hee)
Only in Ohio, oh-oh (Oh)
Only in Ohio, oh

[Verse 1]
Hey, I heard you wanna see Ohio (Only in Ohio, oh-oh)
If I were you, I would maybe think twice though (Only in Ohio, oh)
'Cause I've been living out here for a mighty long time (Only in Ohio, oh-oh)
And it ain't a great home, here's why, bro (Only in Ohio, oh)
Yeah, it may be the home of LeBron James (Only in Ohio, oh-oh)
But he left before it all went down into flames (Only in Ohio, oh)
'Cause sticks and stones break no bones (Only in Ohio, oh-oh)
And the rain here melts my clo-o-othes (Only in Ohio, oh)

[Pre-Chorus]
You can't even sleep
You can't even go to school (Quack)
You can't even swim
With the sharks in the pool (Bruh)
(You can't even) Touch grass
(You can't even) Go back home
Once you're in Ohio (Ah)
[Chorus]
Only in Ohio, oh-oh (Oh)
Only in Ohio, oh (In Ohio only, yeah)
Only in Ohio, oh-oh (Oh)
Only in Ohio, oh

[Verse 2]
If you want to talk to the tomatoes
If you want a murder drone comin' by your home
Then you're gonna wanna stay for a while (Baller)
Where the fire feels cold, Michael Jackson grows old
When your daddy went to go get milk (Hey-ah)
Ain't nobody you can call, you can't even call Saul
We're all being held against our will
No American dream, it's a nightmare (Hey)
Moon by day and the sun in the night air (Hey)
My bro, Jamal, he ballin' with a white bear (Woo)
Tweakin' with the light stare, man's don't fight fair
(Make an onion cry) All the clouds are on the floor
(Fishes in the sky) There's an alien at your door
(We live in a lie) Nothing here is real, for sure
Don't let intrusive thoughts win anymore (I like ya cut, G)

[Chorus]
Only in Ohio, oh-oh (Oh)
Only in Ohio, oh (What the hell?)
Only in Ohio, oh-oh (Oh)
Only in Ohio, oh
[Bridge]
We set our own standard
We leave all questions unanswered
You can't even comprehend it
Just read up on ye olde Reddit, get it? (Hey, hey, hey)
We set our own standard (Hey, hey, hey, hey; Set a standard)
We leave all questions unanswered (Hey, hey, hey, hey; Unanswered myself)
You can't even comprehend it (Hey, hey, hey, hey; Yeah)
Someone help me find the exit (Hey, hey, hey, hey; Yeah)

[Pre-Chorus]
(You can't even) Sleep
(You can't even) Go to school (Quack)
(You can't even) Swim
With the sharks in the pool
(You can't even) Touch grass
(You can't even) Go back home
When you're bing chilling in Ohio

[Chorus]
Only in Ohio, oh-oh (Oh)
Only in Ohio, oh (In Ohio only, yeah)
Only in Ohio, oh-oh
Only in Ohio, oh
Only in Ohio, oh-oh (Oh)
Only in Ohio, oh (What the hell?)
Only in Ohio, oh-oh
Only in Ohio, oh
[Outro]
I'll bet before you know it (Only in Ohio, oh-oh)
This whole world will be taken over (Only in Ohio, oh)
By Ohio (Only in Ohio, oh-oh; Swag Like Ohio)
(Only in Ohio, oh)