Kate Nash
I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance
One!
Two!
Three!
One, two, three, four!

You are the girl that I've been dreaming of
Ever since I was a little girl
You are the girl that I've been dreaming of
Ever since I was a little girl

One! I'm biting my tongue
Two! He's kissing on you
Three! Oh, why can't you see?
One! Two! Three! Four!

The word's on the streets, and it's on the news:
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you
He's got two left feet, and he bites my moves
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance, dance, dance, dance!
The second I do, I know we're gonna be through
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you
He don't suspect a thing, I wish he'd get a clue
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance, dance, dance, dance!

You are the girl that I've been dreaming of
Ever since I was a little girl
You are the girl that I've been dreaming of
Ever since...ever since!
One! I'm biting my tongue
Two! He's kissing on you, hey!
Three! Oh, why can't you see?
Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!

The word's on the streets, and it's on the news:
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you
He's got two left feet, and he bites my moves
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance, dance, dance, dance!
The second I do, I know we're gonna be through
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you
He don't suspect a thing, I wish he'd get a clue
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance, dance, dance, dance!
Oh, ohh!

Dance!

One!
Two!
Three!
One! Two! Three! Four!

The word's on the streets, and it's on the news:
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you (Ah, ah)
He's got two left feet, and he bites my moves
(I'm not gonna teach him how to...)
I'm not gonna teach him how to daaance with you
How to dance with you
Oh no, no!
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance, dance, dance, dance...
Dance!