[Verse 1: Danny Sexbang]
The lights go down
The crowd starts to scream
You can feel it in the air
Electric energy
We're revving up our engines
And the dam's about to burst
I've just got a couple of emails
That I need to knock out first

[Pre-Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
We're all back stage
About to start the show
Just got to do a few things
Then we're ready to go

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
So get ready
To be ready
To get ready
'Cause we're almost about to rock
We're gonna make you scream
Eventually, just wait and see
Now get ready
To be ready
To get ready
[Verse 2: Danny Sexbang]
We'll be on stage in a second
There's just a few things we've got to do
We've got to make the setlist
Wash the guitars
And bathe the entire crew
Gonna play with all my LEGOs
Then we'll eat some snacks
Drop Ninja Brian off at his Brazilian wax
Drink some gas, so we can play real fast
And then you better hold on to all of your ass

[Pre-Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
We're gonna crush this show
Just a few more steps
Nothing says "rock" like meticulous prep

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
So get ready
To be ready
To get ready
'Cause we're almost about to rock
We're gonna chill your spine
And blow your mind, all in due time
Now get ready
To be ready
To get ready
[Bridge: Brian Wecht]
Ladies and gentleman
Are you ready to get fucking destroyed?
We are nearly prepared to begin preparations for our final soundcheck of the evening
So please, file out of the auditorium
While we reset the stage
Thank you

[Bridge: Danny Sexbang]
For those who about to about to rock. (Rock!)
Please hang tight while I find my socks. (Socks!)
Gonna crack your skull like an aftershock
Just gotta call my broker, sell some stocks

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
So get ready
To be ready
To get ready
'Cause we're almost about to rock
We're gonna melt your face
With time and space, at an appropriate pace

[Outro: Danny Sexbang]
Now get ready
To be ready
To get ready
Now get ready
To be ready
To get ready
Now be ready
To be ready
To get ready