[Rhett]
Now I've been thinking some things about yo mama

[Link]
Oh, well, that makes two of us
Except I was thinking about yo mama

[Rhett]
Er, what you've been thinking?

[Link]
Oh, you first

[Rhett]
Yo mama's so cuddly
That puppies watch YouTube videos of her

[Link]
Yo mama's so bold
She's featured on the toolbar of Microsoft Word

[Rhett]
Yo mama's so wise
Yoda often texts her for advice

[Link]
Yo mama's so nice
I gotta say it twice
She's nice, nice
[Rhett]
Yo mama's so pleasant
That instead of sweating
Her body emits a continuous gentle breeze

[Link]
Yo mama's so precious
That Gollum was like "What ring?" (Gollum)

[Rhett]
Yo mama's so adaptable
That Darwin wrote a book about her
Entitled "The Origin of the Denises"
Yo mama's name is Denise, right?

[Link]
No, it's Trudy
But she's so accomodating
She'll probably answer to it

[Rhett]
Yo mama's so musical
That I confuse yo mama with Yo-Yo Ma

[Link]
Yo mama's so chill
That she addresses me as "brah"
Yo mama's so full of joy and cheer
She put the detergent industry out of business
[Rhett]
Yo mama's so dazzling
That your dad glues her to the outside of your house at Christmas

[Link]
Yo mama's so environmentally conscious
That she can read the thoughts of trees

[Rhett]
Yo mama's so creative
MacGyver brings her things and he's like
"What can I do with these?"

[Link]
Yo mama's so brave
That if I saw her fighting a bear
I would pray for the bear

[Rhett]
Yo mama's so compassionate
That she knits sweaters for homeless kittens
Made out of her own hair

[Link]
Yo mama's so energetic
That she equals mass times the speed of light
To the second power
[Rhett]
Yo mama's so clean
That she makes the soap feel dirty
When she's taking a shower

[Link]
Yo mama's so magnetic
That she's even got pull with Magneto

[Rhett]
Yo mama's so enjoyable
She's like a hug wrapped in laughter
Wrapped in a magic show
Wrapped in a delicious chicken burrito

[Link]
Yo mama's so indescribably awesome that...

[Rhett]
How indescribably awesome is she?

[Link]
I'm having a hard time describing her

[Rhett]
Yo mama's so intelligent
That she makes me feel inferior
When I don't use words good

[Link]
Yo mama's so crafty
That she built a fully functional smartphone
Out of glitter and balsa wood

[Rhett]
Yo mama's so outgoing
That she is at this very moment in space

[Link]
Yo mama's so careful
That she keeps her iPhone case
In an iPhone case case

[Rhett]
Yo mama's so unpredictable
That psychics refuse to give her a reading

[Link]
Yo mama's so persuasive
That she convinced a cop that pulled her over
That he was speeding

[Rhett]
Yo mama's so stable
That horses are like, "Yo, can we stay with you?"

[Link]
Yo mama's so resilient
That she sprinkles her cereal with bird flu

[Rhett and Link]
Yo mama's so loving
That I wish she was my mama

[Rhett]
You saying you wanna trade mamas?

[Link]
If that's what you're suggesting
Then perhaps, yes

[Rhett]
Would that make us brothers?

[Link]
I don't think so
But if... if yo mama became my mama
But my mama stayed my mama
I think then would we... we would be brothers

[Rhett]
No, I would just be a motherless child
You would have two mothers

[Link]
Well, maybe we should just hang out
The four of us, more often