[Intro]
Why, hello there
My name is Danny Sexbang
And welcome to Ninja Sex Party's third album:
"Attitude City"
I've been informed by scientists that this album's loin excitement ratio, or LER, is off the charts
Meaning that you're probably going to want to engage in sexual intercourse once it starts playing
In light of this, Ninja Brian and I would like to offer you our official romantic blueprint for listening to this album with your lover
Right now, you should already be naked, ready to start your date
Take her or him out to a fancy restaurant but be sure to be back at your house halfway through track two
That's when foreplay begins
By track four, you should be balls deep, unless you're a pair of sexy lesbians in which case, please call me
Try to hit climax around track seven, so tracks eight through thirteen can be reserved for miscellaneous activities
Such as weird butt stuff, as well as other types of butt stuff
We hope this was helpful
Now strap in, strap on and prepare for the ride of your life
This is "Attitude City"
Woohoo!