[Intro]
Ayo, girl
You wanna come to a party at my house tonight?
Everyone who's anyone in LA is gonna be there
I'm extremely rich

[Verse 1]
Hey, girl, welcome to my house party
It's a giant mansion baby, don't slip on all my money
Yeah there's a lot of models and some supermodels too
Don't touch my diamond fridge, it costs more than the country of Peru

[Interlude]
Seduction is like a game of chess and I'm the queen, wait...

[Chorus]
Can't stop, won't stop dancin' deep into the night
It's a mansion party, yo that tiger's super tight
And if you're feeling naughty we'll snort champagne by candlelight
It's a mansion party, and later on's a panda fight

[Interlude]
You've really gotta agitate the pandas to get them engaged in combat
They're very docile by nature
I laced their bamboo
[Verse 2]
Hey, girl, heard you couldn't find the dancefloor
Just walk right past the garden, go through the Spanish French doors
Turn right at the 7th bathroom then a left at my laser car
You can ride my purebred stallion; if you hit my moat you've gone too far (You've gone too far)
Take an upside down left at the M.C. Escher stairs
Okay, you're almost halfway there!

[Chorus]
Can't stop, won't stop dancin' deep into the night
It's a mansion party, I bought a yacht just for tonight
And if you're feeling naughty we'll smoke champagne by candlelight
It's a mansion party, now let's watch two pandas fight

[Bridge]
Woo-hoo-hoo
Woo-hoo-hoo
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Hoo-hoo!

[Interlude]
My God, the battle pandas have escaped from the panda-gon and they're murdering the guests
Uh, it's last week all over again. Let’s get the hell outta here!

[Chorus]
Can't stop, won't stop, nonstop runnin' for my life
It's a mansion party, I pray to God we all survive
And if you're feeling saucy we'll grab some spears by candlelight
It's a mansion party, we're droppin' pandas left to right
[Outro]
Save yourself!
Argh, this party's awesome!
So many pandas!
So glad you've come to this party, baby...