[Intro]
Ready?
Here we go!

[Verse 1]
Hey! Hey buddy!
Guess what?
Got a fun message for you
Hey dude!
Listen up!
This is important
And it's from you-know-who! Me!

[Pre-Chorus]
First, you take a G, then an O, then an F
Then you're gonna need a U and a C-K-Y-OUR-SELF
Yay!

[Chorus]
G-O-F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-R-S-ELF!
That's an awful lot of letters, gee I wonder what it spells?
G-O-F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-R-S-ELF!
Wishing you and all your family some good and happy health? No

[Verse 2]
Did you get the message?
Have you cracked the code?
Do you know which self you ought to fuck and where you have to go?
That's right!
I'm pretty sure you get it
A big smart guy like you
The time is drawing nearer
So you know just what to do! Woo-hoo!
[Pre-Chorus]
Okay everyone, here we go!
Are you all ready?
Let's hear it!

[Outro]
Go fuck yourself!
(Go fuck yourself)